I was in the supermarket late last night, and I got to thinking.
There once was a world filled with egg-eating people. These people were hard workers; left with little time of their own, they were forced to shop for food during their lunch breaks. It turns out that in this strange world, there were two types of jobs, and each job employed a different type of person. Let’s call these two groups the R’s and the P’s.
Although his job was not simple, every R was lucky enough to get a long lunch break, during which time he went to the market to buy eggs for his family. When an R picked out a carton of eggs, he would inspect it for damage and look for another carton if he saw that an egg or two was broken. Once he found a good carton, he would buy it and return to work. Since the R’s were so diligent about inspecting their eggs, they almost never brought home a cracked one.
The P’s worked hard, but unlike the R’s, their jobs were much more restrictive. Although P’s got a lunch break, it was a lot shorter than that of the R’s. Since P’s needed eggs to feed their family just as much as R’s did, they would use this time to run to the market, too. The P’s found that if they grabbed an egg carton and paid for it, they could get back to work in time, but when they stopped to check for cracked eggs, they would get back to work late. Sometimes P’s who returned late were penalized with docked pay, and the next day these P’s could not even afford to bring home any eggs.
It turned out that quite a few of the cartons contained cracked eggs. Since the P’s were too rushed to open the cartons before they purchased them, P’s frequently purchased these damaged cartons. The eggs were the family’s only food, and when a few eggs were cracked, everyone ate a little bit less, including the children.
After a while, some of the R’s became curious about the lifestyles of the P’s. Eventually, an R went into a P’s home and found some egg cartons, each of which had a cracked egg or two. This R went back home and told his family about what he had seen. The family agreed that the P’s were making poor decisions at the market: cracked eggs were worthless, but the P never bothered to check for them. Furthermore, this R had heard the P complaining about not having enough eggs to feed his children. How silly, thought the R, for this P needs only to check his egg cartons for cracks to be able to provide plenty of eggs for his family.
The R family told their friends, who were also R’s, all about the P household that they had seen. Pretty soon, all the R’s had heard about the way the P’s lived, and none of them could understand it. They are too stupid to purchase eggs for their family! said one. The source of their troubles is their inability to focus on egg checking! claimed another.
So time went on, with the R’s bringing home pristine cartons and feeding their children well, and the P’s bringing home damaged cartons and leaving their children hungry. The R’s knew about the hungry P children, and most of them didn’t like it. But in this world, the R’s felt strongly that all the P’s needed to do was concentrate a little more while shopping at the market. It never occurred to them that the P’s knew just as much as the R’s about how to check their eggs, and that many P’s would have gladly looked inside the cartons if they had the time.
Every once in a while, a P would propose that something be done about the cracked eggs. One P said that once in a while, some of the R’s should have to give a few eggs to the P’s. Another P thought that P jobs should have a bit longer of a lunch break. But the R’s laughed at these suggestions.
In this world, little was ever done to help the P’s, and in fact the situation continues to this day.
The end.
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